Leona the Dreamer

phanlight:
“the amount of sleep i lost over this was embarassing
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phanlight:

the amount of sleep i lost over this was embarassing 

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officialjohnegberts:
“ naotaco:
“ When I asked my grandmother if I could use her sewing machine, after she set it up, she drew my attention to these sewing scissors that she had stashed nearby. “These,” she told me, “were your great-grandmother’s...

officialjohnegberts:

naotaco:

When I asked my grandmother if I could use her sewing machine, after she set it up, she drew my attention to these sewing scissors that she had stashed nearby. “These,” she told me, “were your great-grandmother’s scissors. You may use them to snip your thread.” My great-grandmother was a legendary seamstress. Sewing was not just her profession, but her passion. After she passed, my grandmother said, our relatives in Scotland held onto the scissors for her. My great-grandmother, my grandmother, my mother, and now I have all loved to sew. The fact that I was holding these scissors in my hand…it felt like I was continuing Gran’s legacy. It was a rite of passage. Sewing is in my blood; these scissors represent that.

And I used them to sew my fucking Nyan Neko Sugar Girls cosplay.

you are truly a god

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myherocomplex:

aleksandarhohenberg:

queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her

I don’t even care if it’s true it should be

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sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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kingsley-enterprises:
“ suppermariobroth:
“ Before Youtube, you actually had to pay twelve dollars for this kind of thing.
”
I think this is so cool.
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kingsley-enterprises:

suppermariobroth:

Before Youtube, you actually had to pay twelve dollars for this kind of thing.

I think this is so cool.

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themightyclaire:
“ atcfsut:
“ prettyalarming:
“ cumberseedybatch:
“ deduce-me-doctor:
“ arthurdentistry:
“ monkeyelbow:
“ Pic is part of a challenge between Pandanoi and I. She asked me to draw Mrs. Irene Adler surprised by Sherlock and John.
This is...

themightyclaire:

atcfsut:

prettyalarming:

cumberseedybatch:

deduce-me-doctor:

arthurdentistry:

monkeyelbow:

Pic is part of a challenge between Pandanoi and I. She asked me to draw Mrs. Irene Adler surprised by Sherlock and John. 
This is the result 

I’m pretty sure Sherlock’s censor bar should be a little bigger than that…

^ that comment.

^^ MUCH bigger!!! ;)

fixed it

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I laughed too hard at this not to reblog it

DYING

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"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.

Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.

In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.

Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.

In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.

In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.

Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!

In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

In high school they told me: There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.

In college I called a professor and said: I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.

The professor said: You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?

In high school they told me: Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.

In college my advisor called me: Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.

In high school they told me: Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.

In college all but one of my professors said: You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.

fauthist:

YOU MAKE ME FUCKING HAPPY AND I FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING WOLD PROBLEMS WHEN YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY

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“if you removed everything you dislike about yourself, what would be left?”
— makes you think- (via aureat)

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gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

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dutchster:

isn’t it sad how you’re less likely to be considered crazy for uncontrollably crying than if you’re walking down the street singing and smiling

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