Leona the Dreamer

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(via awkwardvagina)

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

(via swaggydinosaur)

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

(Source: etheoia, via guy)

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis, via swaggydinosaur)

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine, via sinistersaz)

deucalion:

this is gospel
for the vagabonds
ne’er-do-wells and
insufferable bastards

(Source: sourwolves, via swaggydinosaur)

trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

(via andrewquo)

“Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.”
Gabriel García Márquez (via vanityfair)

(via zefgoth)

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(Source: dovga.com, via zefgoth)

billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

(via mishasminions)

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via pizza)

THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

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LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

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THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

(via thetruthboutmylies)

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls, via fake-mermaid)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via thetruthboutmylies)